Dear Gubnor;
Yes, I’m being sort of a sarcastic ass by calling you “Gubnor” as opposed to “Governor”, but I totally lost respect for you. Not because of your coming out of the closet because that’s your business. I applaud you for coming out in fact. I don’t applaud you for your complete disregard for you wife, but this letter isn’t about that. Well, actually, that is why I lost respect for you.
Anyway, on the news, I heard that you want to become a priest. Holy monsignor Batman! Maybe I’d believe your sincerity if you weren’t such a fucking ass, but you’re an ass. I know your God is a so-called forgiving God, despite killing millions in his name, etc, Noah’s Ark for one, but with all the wrong you have done? Please monkey man! You have GOTS to be kidding! You are wrong, wrong, WRONG! What good and Godly thing have you done? Stealing from the state isn’t Godly. Dogging out your wife isn’t Godly. Having a big ass nude picture of a man in plain sight of your 5 year old daughter isn’t Godly. Maybe, in your arsenal of dastardly deeds, you have done something I just don’t know about, like wringing kittens’ necks to save them from the plight of being sent to their death by the animal shelters. How about stopping that man you were screwing behind your wife’s back from running off with that other man/woman that he actually wanted to be with because you KNEW it was wrong for him to be with that other person despite your being married. How about spreading possible untruths about your wife’s homophobia and hatred toward your relationship with the man you’re with, not trying to understand why she may be on the defensive with you because of your shining history of being a good man, husband and father.
Bottom line, give me a fucking break.
I am so glad you are not trying to come into my belief system. We already have our issues in trying to get people to take us seriously and not look like loons. The last thing we need is some damnable man like you polluting up our aura.
Signed
A Former Supporter.
